Yesterday I got a letter from my friend Jess.
Though I don’t look thrilled about it in this picture (wtf), I assure you I was SO happy to hear from her.
See what she did here?
How could I not write a WTF Wednesday post today?
So here we go.
Did you ever have a “I hate what I’m wearing” day? One of those days where you get ready for work and as soon as you leave the house you start to feel uncomfortable/itchy/boring/fat/skinny/hot…etc.?
It’s like a “bad hair” day. It’s a “bad outfit” day.
I feel brown and blah, like a frumpy-dump.
(I have no idea why my face is like that…too funny. I look devastated and disgusted, I wasn’t.)
My waistline is too high, too tight and my my legs feel all suffocated.
But I’m here. I’m stuck. I deal.
Whatever. Totally fine.
As is the fact they’ve discontinued Ruby Red Grapefruit Crystal Light.
It’s fine. I mean, I’ve been drinking it for like 80 years and there is no other sugar free grapefruit flavored beverage on the market (I researched). It’s gone. Whatever.
It’s fine that I drove to 7 different stores searching for any stragglers left behind. That’s not crazy or anything. It’s fine. Totally not obsessing.
OH and I forgot my lunch today – which means foraging in the office fridge for lunch. I usually have all kinds of back-up, but I must have slacked off.
So for lunch I had romaine lettuce, egg whites, Bragg’s liquid aminos and nutritional yeast. What the….should we just go ahead and call that the anorexia salad? I swear I was hiding when I ate it. Too embarrassing.
I also had 1/2 of an Orgain* to “round out” a classic example of an eating-disordered lunch. It would have been that much better if it were an Ensure. LOL. #whatNOTtodo
Totally fine. It happens. Whatever.
*This is why, though they make me…uncomfortable(?), those protein/meal shakes are a REAL good idea for people with EDs. NUTRIENT DENSITY. I just wanted to put that out there, if I can do it…you can do it.
- What are you – pshaw – FINE with today?
- Do you have attachment issues with products (I know you do)…tell me about it! (If you want)