It’s Wednesday again. A day to acknowledge that sometimes you have to think WTF.
As in: WHATEVER. It’s TOTALLY FINE.
Life is Crazy. I’m Crazy. Whatever. Totally Fine.
You with me?
I’m writing more regularly (every other day) as an experiment. I’m curious what would happen if I just let loose and wrote about…whatever! Here goes nothing. <—Literally
During an insomnia-fueled viewing of The Tonight Show last night, I decided to look pretty more often. Was this inspired by watching Blake Lively? A little.
But mostly I was wondering if I could attract a man like Blake Shelton.
Le Purrrrrrr. I want to curl up in his dimples and sleep for a very long time.
Would I have to pretend to like his music? Probably. Worth it.
I also decided I should work on my abs after Leno showed this picture:
I wonder if I could get ripped? I’ve never tried. Might be fun.
I decided to do sit-ups every morning.
I thought all this whilst shoving salty, greasy carbs in my mouth and lying in bed. Whatever! Totally Fine. Right?
So this morning I grabbed something a little different from my closet. I tried to get my pretty on.
Look! There’s Zoe!
I was too busy brushing the crumbs and nutreast* from my sheets that I didn’t have time for sit-ups. I did have time to get my neighbor to snap a picture. Is that normal? NO.
Whatever! It’s totally fine.
Actually – I’ll be honest. I forgot I had “the abs-thought” until now. I’m over it. Oh, the thinks you can think at 12am. Silly.
I also forgot to shave my legs. Fail. Not pretty.
It’s Totally Fine, though. I’m blonde. I can get away with being absent minded and having hairy legs. Score!
Plus, Zoe thinks I’m pretty.
Unfortunately I cannot get away with a freakish looking eyebrow. Not pretty.
My hairdo isn’t too shabby though.
Changing subject in 3…2….1….
*I am calling nutritional yeast nutreast from now on. I don’t like the word nooch. Reminds me of hooch or cooch.
NUTRITIONAL YEAST = NUTREAST ©
Yes, this is the stuff I think about. Whatever. Totally FINE.
- What are you thinking about today?
- Do you care about looking pretty? I usually don’t, this is hard work!
- If you commented on my last post thank you for you well wishes, wisdom, advice and encouragement! I am feeling better.