WTF Wednesday Repeat

Remember when I wrote this? I’m bringing it back. I’m even robbing the first paragraph. It fits– I’m having A DAY. I’m in a witchy funk. So, why not? Let’s do this.

I don’t write everyday because doing so would result in completely asinine posts like this one. Truthfully, I’m feeling super low and when I get in these funks I’m not fun to hang out with.

However, I’m having “a day” and it’s Wednesday so WTF as in:

WHATEVER. It’s TOTALLY FINE.

More Ws Ts & Fs….

W is WET HAIR.

WASHING your hair is optional after you get done swimming in the stinky pool when you’ll be swimming again in 8 hours.

You may look a mess when you show up for WORK, but…

Whatever. Totally Fine.

PS- Taking ridiculous pictures of yourself in the mirror is also totally fine. It’s better if you post them on the internet, and best if your bra shows 79% of the time.

T is for TWO-A-Days.

I recently started swimming twice-a-day. (Thus explaining the hair). I feel great and I’m accomplishing extraordinary things. I swam two miles yesterday. Hail Yeah. Excessive, perhaps, but:

Whatever. It’s Totally Fine. 

I know my body.

F is for Fueling with Caffeine.

I’ve been drinking coffee again. I thought I lost my taste for it, but I’ve enjoyed it lately.

I blame this little guy.

 

I don’t think I like coffee so much as I adore using the Keurig machine. I feel like Judy Jetson. Plus, it has this amazing star design.

I’m all about cheap thrills. It’s Totally Fine.

Before anyone comments let me add I FUEL with FOOD.

(Duh)

Here is a random sample of stuff I have at the office right now.

When I can’t be bothered, I just snack on random stuff all day long. Like a cow. (More on that later).

Whatever. Totally Fine.

OK. Time for me to get back to work. My boss gave me this assignment.

Oh, but yes. That is a Pop Quiz.

WTF?

Whatever. It’s Totally Fine.

• What are your WTF’s
• Do you ever do two-a-days?

 

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WTF Wednesday

I don’t write everyday because doing so would result in completely asinine posts like this one. Truthfully, I’m feeling super low and when I get in these funks I’m not fun to hang out with.

However, I’m having “a day” and it’s Wednesday so WTF as in:

WHATEVER. It’s TOTALLY FINE.

More Ws Ts & Fs….

• I Woke up this morning feeling “that feeling you get when you’re feeling fat because fat is not a feeling.” Whatever. I’m Totally Fat FINE.

• Tasty beverage Treat

• Filing like a Rock Star

• Head-to-toe Target ensemble. This dress and these shoes have no business with each other. Whatever. Totally Fine.

• Funky Smelling Lunch

• Whoa! Did you see Mama Pea’s give-a-way yet? I thought my heart couldn’t grow fonder….sigh. She rocks my socks flip-flops. So does this cause <—

• Time change is tickling me pink. I snapped this pic Sunday and posted it on the facebook.

• Faxing is FUN, huh?

• Water, of the mineral kind.

• Traded in the book I was going to read at the gym for something more appropriate and entertaining.

• Fruity Snack

• Weigh? No way.

 

• I’m both tempted and terrified by the scale lately. Should I? I took a moment to remember where TRUE BEAUTY comes from and tagged one for the team.

• I feel fat, but today I choose to Focus on other things, like how FORTUNATE I am.

(Source)

Whatever. I’m Totally Fine.

• What were some of your WTFs today?
• Do you weigh yourself? Do you think it’s important?
• Have you dropped an Operation Beautiful sticky?

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