OMMM….

I’d like you to relax…..take a deep breath and get ready for another round of

OMMM- On My Mind Monday.

Where the breathing is deep, but the thoughts? Not so much.

Here are some random thinks I’ve thunk this past week.

In no particular order. For no particular reason. Because.

I re-watched Juno last week and I’ve had “this song” in my head ever since. Total earworm.

The term “earworm” makes me squirm, by the way.

Speaking of movies on television – the movie Knocked Up is FOREVER on the E! Network. They’ve shown it about 8,695 times. What’s up with that? Too much of a good thing is a real thing.

Not to mislead you. I actually don’t spend much time watching television. I average 25-28 hours a week at most, usually while multi-tasking. Sounds like a lot, but the average American watches about 35 hours a week (source).

I’m better than that. I waste my time on the internet…like a true sophisticant.

I joined pinterest recently, and am wondering when the novelty will wear off. Hopefully soon. Or I may need a 12-Step.

I’m beginning to hear the audible sound of time being sucked away (even as I type this) – making my guilty pleasure a little heavy on the guilt side. 

In fact, I’m gonna bail out now and do something more productive. You know, so I can have something better to blog about. (I’m Kidding.)

PS: Is it moral of me to waste your time by writing this malarkey?

• Do you have a Pinterest Account?
• What was the last “earworm” you’ve had.
• What’s been on your mind – nothing profound please you’ll give me a complex.

 

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On My Mind Monday

Wanna know what I think?

(Rhetorical question, of course. Don’t answer. Please.)

Here are five random thinks I’ve thunk this past week.

In no particular order. For no particular reason. Because.

 

1. “EMTs get the shaft.” I mean, where’s the love? Imagine having that job. All the carnage and crazy they have to fix up? They save so many lives….

 

….even the occasional Kitty. 

I don’t think they get enough respect. All guts, no glory.

2. “This would make a pretty piece of jewelry. Or maybe a granite countertop.”

I make pretty wild looking smoothies.

 

And have deep thoughts while I drink them.

3. “Who wrote the lyrics to “The Greatest Love of All?” They’re amazing.” This is true.

I’ve been singing this in the shower all week. I know. Random.

4. “Oh. Em. No.  That’s just wrong. I’m done with eggs. Gag.”

That thought was quickly followed by “I gotta get a picture of this.”

Talk about shivers down me timbers. I usually pop the yolks out when I eat my eggs. It makes it easier to ignore the fact I’m eating…chicken eggs. But this? I can’t ignore. It screams “MUTANT CHICKEN EMBRYO.”

5. “Whoa. This is crazy. I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed underwater before. I kind-of like it.”  I had a sneezing fit while I was swimming laps. An astonishing experience, I tell you.

I kind of felt like this:

Except I was underwater.

• Will you do me a favor? Again…rhetorical question. I KNOW you will. Go check out Eden’s blog and vote for her Indonesion Pork recipe in this contest. If When she wins she’ll donate $1000 to Susan. Cancer can suck it.

• What are some stand out thoughts you’ve had?
• Ever sneeze underwater?

PS- You voted, right? RIGHT?? Good. Now do it again.

PPS- Answer to The Greatest Love of All question found here

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