Thank Goodness Yesterday Was Thursday.
Or, TGYWT! <—with necessary exclamation point.
It’s that time of the week when I take letters and let my fingers do the talking. About? Nothing much. But, no buts. Here I go.
Turkeys
Poor turkeys.
Guilty
I ate an entire bag of these in two days. In two sittings. I didn’t feel guilty about it….until later that week when I ate another bag in ONE day. In two sittings.
Now I feel a little guilty. Mostly because those are expensive chips! *Whole Foods has coupons for you AND they are currently on sale. Who can resist?
Also, I saw a new flavor that I know would appeal to many blogsburgh residents. I don’t do sugar, but these look pretty amazing.
You might want to check your peanut butter.
There is a recall on Smucker’s Natural Chunky peanut butter in some states. You can click here for more info. I currently have two jars of this stuff but luckily Florida is not one of the affected states. Phew.
*sidenote* I had a contaminated jar of peanut butter a few years back and was feeding it to my dog, Zoe, with her pills. She was SO sick. Poor Zoe. I was fine, probably because I am bigger. (But I almost got sick cleaning up the mess it left behind.) I felt so bad when I heard about the recall and checked my labels. Sure enough….
Poor Zoe.
Why is the government just making stuff up?
What the…say WHAT? *shakingmyhead* So sad.
I’d give it to them if the pizza was something like this:
But NO. Oh, no.
It’s the same old frozen cheese pizza-like square we all grew up with.
The vegetable is in the tomato paste. Brilliant.
That means french fries and ketchup are double whammies for that pesky, expensive vegetable quota. Awesome.
This reminds me of of one of my favorite Homer quotes:
Those numbers at the bottom of checks give me anxiety.
Why, oh, why can’t we just use a normal font? A nice Helvetica or Times New Roman? I frequently have to transcribe routing and account numbers at work. I have to get it right –large sums of other people’s money are involved. It makes me squirrely.
::|| 00:: <— is that two ones? or just lines? do I include those zeros in the routing number or not? Such tension, such tension.
That is all.
Happy Day.
- Are you eating turkey this week? No judgment. I’ve been eating Turkey about twice a year for a few years but I think I might have to pass this year. My vegetarian sensibilities have returned in full effect. I never really felt right eating it anyway. But it’s good. And my body can use it.
- Have you pigged out on anything lately? Don’t leave me all alone.
- What are some of your favorite Homer/Simpson’s quotes? Please do not leave a comment telling me you don’t like or have never watched The Simpson’s. I don’t want to know. I can’t handle the truth. And I want us to still be friends. (0;
