I’ve been thinking and guess what?
There are some thinks I think you should know.
Because.
#1
Fozzie has Kentucky Fried Fur.
#2
The dots on lowercase letters are tittles, which I think is a cute word. It reminds me of skittles. Were you thinking something more …titillating?
Then you’re a dirty birdy. Tsk-Tsk.
#3
My Kimchi is beautiful.
#4
You should try putting salt in your chocolate milk. (If you want). It’s magically delicious.
#5
Someone needs to hurry up and market an umbrella that folds upwards already. Seriously.
I just thought you should know.
Because. That’s why.
- Learn anything new today?
- What do you think I should know?
