“Do these jeans make my butt look…
..like I have one?”
C’mon now…do you see it?
While most women have “skinny jeans” in their closets, I have an arsenal of…um…un-skinny jeans. I haven’t fit into my Lucky jeans in a while. (ever?)
Let me have my moment, okay?
What’s weirder than blogging about your butt? How about my Mom’s Valentine toy for my nephew:
It took me a moment…but I quickly figured out why I found it so off-putting.
“Um…Mom? Did you get this at the
adult toy store?”
She told me I had a dirty mind. I told her “No, I have a liberal arts degree.” It’s like a Georgia O’Keefe painting and a Hemingway novel all rolled into one.
Ridiculous. Just how I like me.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten for Valentine’s Day?
What’s the jeans-situation like in your closet?