Notice anything different about me?
And no, it’s not the bra strap – though yes it is different than usual.
How about now?
Dude, get a bra.
Anyways….here’s the story. Every Tuesday I set out to do something atypical because that’s why.
So this morning – feeling particularly um…well fed – I decided to put on something youguessedit atypical.
Well, it’s typical in that it’s neither fashionable or stylish but I was a long way from attempting that this morning #well-fed.
And whatever you call this kind of top.
Play “I’m too Sexy” in your head right now and allow me my moment.
Ahh….ridiculous. Jut the way I like me.
Okay – but then a client comes in and asks if I have pierced ears.
“Nice to see you, Mr. Bergman. And yes, I do.”
We digressed- apparently he has absolutely no idea why no one understands that the internet is illegible and everything should be in black and white. He can’t stand that blue type. He’s written AOL, Home Depot…etc. (He’s not crazy. Just eccentric.)
Meanwhile he pulls out a large jar of earrings from his backpack.
A jar. Of Earrings.
And 79 year-old Mr. Bergman.
He wants to give me earrings. No big deal.
How’s that for atypical?
I show him the conference room where he carefully laid out about 50 pairs of earrings and told me to choose six. Um…..
Earrings aren’t entirely my thing. I have a small pair of diamond earrings and I know FOR SURE I will one day own a pair of brilliant diamond studs. (It’s been my dream since high school.) But usually I think about rings or necklaces or anklets when it comes to jewelry.
But honestly I’m usually too busy thinking about food&co.
ANY – I was faced with this huge selection of well…they were…interesting. I settled on these three for myself, Not knowing what I would do with them.
And now I ….
(I also have hair wings – but that’s for another day).
I don’t know ladies.
And that’s my story.
- Tell me something atypical about your day – or what you WILL do to make it so. (If you want.)
- You KNOW I’m hoping I get some solid fashion advice out of this, and I want honesty!!