It’s Thursday (oh, really?) AND…..I’ve been thinking (oh. really.)
Guess what? There are some thinks I think you should know. Because.
#1.
It’s a beautiful day in my neighborhood.
Finally. Living in Florida is worth every Storm Season, but gray and soggy weather makes me feel….gray and soggy.
#2.
I think you should know what an ampersand looks like. I think you should know this will change your life.
You can’t unlearn that. You can forget it, but you can never un-know it.
#3
My “Greens, Eggs SANS Ham-cakes” are back in full effect.
(Needs a side order of calories). You should know that adding poppy seeds to ugly food ups the ugly factor by 10%.
#4
I think someone in my apartment complex has a crush on me. This has been outside my apartment for days now.
I must have a secret admirer who truly understands the nature of my soul.
And I do mean SOUL. That’s gold spray paint. Big Pimping, Baby.
Burt seriously, I NEED THIS RIDE SO BAD………..
My sore rib has prevented me from hopping on and taking it for a cruise but my rib feels better. It is SO on. (Yes, I will really do this and yes, I’ll return it. You get away with stuff like that when you smile pretty).
If it WERE mine, I’d pimp it out my style. Glitter. Rainbow Glitter. Disco Ball reflectors. Maybe a helmet for special occasions.
#5
I think you should know that while rationalizing paying $3.50 for this bag of deliciousness (and I think you should)….
Please know that there is a 70% likelihood you will eat the entire bag in one sitting (and I think you should). It’s a pricey ticket to 180 calories and 20 minutes of heaven is all. Your worth it.
- What do you think I should know?
