Life hands us stuff: lemons, blessings, unfortunately located piles of dog poo, rainbows….etc. Not all of it is tasteful, but our job is to make do.
Accept and move on.
Sometimes that requires adopting a “WTF” mentality.
WTF as in: WHATEVER. TOTALLY FINE.
Here’s some stuff I’ve been “Totally Fine” with lately.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Can you find the things that do not belong?
Socks. Shoes. Pants. Sleeves. Sweater. Layers.
(No visible bra strap.)
Freaking Layers. Really?
I hate (HATE!) cold weather. I was considering a lounge by the pool last weekend and now this:
Whatever. It’s Totally Fine. I live in Florida and this is as bad as it will get. I seriously don’t understand how “you people” do it. #Floridagirl4ever
On New Years Eve my Mom treated me to a lobsters dinner.
That wasn’t a typo. I meant lobsters. Plural.
I ate two (2!) entire Maine lobsters. Whatever. Totally Fine. Happens everyday. Normal.
The rest of my family ate Chicken Parm while I tackled $40 worth of seafood. I’m spoiled. Totally Fine.
My nephew was fascinated by the entire lobster “event.”
“That’s disgusting Aunt Missy”
No worries, he’s like “WTF, I love her anyway.”
Wrinkles. Totally Fine. I think there’s like a cream for that or something. In my medicine cabinet. Getting dusty.
At least I don’t have age spots.
Those are blood blisters. Whatever. Totally fine. I got pinched in my beach chair…they’ll just remind me of how lucky I am to be a Florida girl despite this gruesome cold snap.
- What are you WTF-ing lately?
- I’m getting that weird thing that happens when you say a word too many times…”layers, layers, layers…”
